Where is the adventure, exactly?

I'm just not sure these two words belong together. I mean seriously. Pontoon boats are for drinking beer and throwing the kids in the water. And what does the cartoon crab add, exactly? Is looking at crabs from a pontoon boat considered "adventurous"? I really don't think so. At least not at the outer banks, where you can just go walk in the sound and see a bajillion crabs without the need for any kind of boat, much less a pontoon boat.