Afraid of walking outside at night?

Are you afraid of nocturnal animals? Do you live in fear or walking face first into a spider web? Do you let stories from TV and books scare you that the boogieman might be waiting in the woods to get you? If so, I've got a solution for you! It's a walking stick with integrated flashlight!


Or you can also try this folding cane with flashlight! Makes a great gift for the scaredycat in your life!

Use these devices to light your way, knock those gargantuan spider webs down, and even fight off evil hockey-mask-wearing villains! Note: None of these devices are intended to fight off any villain larger than 6'4". If you live in sasquatch-infested areas, please consult your local police department for recommendations.

(Yes, this post is a little joke in response to Alisa's recent blog entry. I couldn't help it. cough).